Sauron Sues

Peter Drayton has the scoop:  Sauron Sues. I practically died laughing: Frodo Baggins charged with war crimes. “Mount Doom: the Musical”, indeed! In related news Bilbo Baggins and the dwarves of the Lonely Mountains have been charged with killing an endangered dragon, and Mr. Baggins faces separate charges for his attempts to destroy the endangered spiders of Mirkwood, as well as arson and destruction of a natural habitat. “I never wanted to go in the first place,” Bilbo said. “It's all Gandalf's fault. He made me do it.” [Peter Drayton's Radio Weblog] [via John Robb's Radio Weblog]

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